Or a Banana Guard ™
official website – Banana Guard
Check the Froot Guard and Froot Case while you are there.
It actually works perfectly, if you want to carry the extra weight.
Thanks Rockin’ Ronnie for embarrassing me with this piece of goofy gear.
besthike.com 
I don’t know about global warming, but it seems overblown. I’d rather environmentalists dedicate their time and money to stopping problems that are more obvious, such as urban/suburban sprawl and preserving more tracks of pure wilderness. It seems like every one of the Californian suburbanites who builds their home in my once-pristine backyard swears by the current global warming dogmas.