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#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
… When white people aren’t working, they generally like to wear Outdoor Performance Clothes. …
When you see white people wearing these, it is important that you do not discuss business matters. Instead you should say things like “where did you get that fleece?†and “what’s that thing holding your keys to your shorts?†White people will be more than happy to talk to you about their sustainably produced possessions.
The main reason why white people like these clothes is that it allows them to believe that at any moment they could find themselves with a Thule rack on top of their car headed to a national park. …
If you plan on spending part of your weekend with a white person, it is strongly recommended that you purchase a jacket or some sort of “high performance†t-shirt, which is like a regular shirt but just a lot more expensive.
Faux outdoors people.
What are you going to do?
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