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Respectful Bear waits until Couple Finishes Fighting 😀

Saying the pair sounded as if they were going through enough as it was, a respectful grizzly bear told reporters Friday that he was waiting to attack a tent until the couple inside had finished their fight.

The Onion

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Hiking Music VIDEO – 10,000 Feet

by BestHike editor Rick McCharles

Testing various new A.I. software products, I was impressed with their ability to create interesting songs.

This is the best of a number of original HIKING songs I prompted using Riffusion.com

Unlimited downloads for free. For now. It’s in BETA as I post.

The theme of this video is what to do when your true love dumps you. 😀

Head for the mountains. Solo !

Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.

The vibe is he doth protest too much, methinks.

Sad dude heads for the mountains.

LYRICS
I don’t need your goddamn company at 10,000 feet
Don’t need your explanations or your guilt to make me complete
Up here the world makes sense again, I can finally breathe
I don’t need your goddamn company at 10,000 feet

Boot prints mark my solo trail
Through patches of melting snow
You said I couldn’t make it alone
But watch me as I go

Sometimes when the wind cuts sharp
And storm clouds block the sun
I wonder if I made mistakes
(Did I make mistakes?)
But then I see the summit call
And know I’ve just begun

I don’t need your goddamn company at 10,000 feet
Don’t need your explanations or your guilt to make me complete
Up here the world makes sense again, I can finally breathe
I don’t need your goddamn company at 10,000 feet

The air gets thinner
But my thoughts get clearer
With every single step
I’m getting stronger