Don’t you just love, The Onion?
… With their current condition “marginally breathtaking at best,” America’s national parks will be closed this week for their exhaustive annual cleaning and remajestification, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Monday.
“It’s that time of year again when we roll up our sleeves and begin the painstaking task of resplendoring our parks,” Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said …
read more – National Parks Closed For Annual Remajestification
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… perhaps related:
My flippant proposal to privatize Parks, due to one terrible road sign, resulted in some interesting comments.
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